Saturday, January 5, 2008

Alamo ... The city of Two Summers

We're all settled in and had a chance to meet several of the neighbors over the past several days. Apparently these folks have stopped taking their meds as most are as full of 'it' as some say I am. Most don't realize their are supposed to be sedated or pounding out some ancient rhythm on a bingo card. They are alert, active, and some might even say normal and most don't fit what I thought would be 'retired folks'. Since we're sorta new to this retirement thing, knowing how to act is a learning process. Being a little reserved and timid I could have been fair game to these local jokesters but I quickly learned that the best defense is a good offense. Verbal sparing is an art form that is well tuned here. If this is what retirement is going to be like well let me in. I hear that laughing, smiling and having fun makes for a long life so these folks must have a lot of time ahead of them.

I had the coach cleaned top to bottom yesterday by a group of 5 locals. The old girl (the coach) hasn't shined as good in months.

One of the neat things we've learned that even though this isn't prime fruit and vegetable time, there are plenty of vendors about with all kinds of fresh stuff.

Today we unashamedly made our second trip to the 'no-name' restaurant. Mo and Di took us (Shar and Ph) there a couple of days ago and it warranted a return visit. When we first arrived there I was sure we were at the wrong place. Located in a sub-division near the town of Donna, the place shared the space with a now defunct massage parlor. Visions of some really bizarre combo meals crept into my head but were quickly extinguished by the dear wife. If you can imagine a small, unkempt commercial building with large windows in front, no signs what-so-ever and a small rat like dog guarding the front door you'll get a mental picture of this place.

Upon entering the front door we needed to find a path through the tables to the counter in back. Not exactly the Four Seasons but apparently they had something going for it as there was wall to wall people eating or waiting to be fed everywhere. I immediately thought there were giving out free drug samples as why would so many people be here but soon realized this place was the areas not so secret hot spot. Three ladies were working behind the counter. One taking orders, one prepping the meals and one cooking. Poetry in motion one could say. Feeding this steady stream of winter Texans took coordination, organization, and stamina. The menu was spartan so as not to complicate the staff. If you wanted a hot dog...too bad, chicken sandwich...too bad, salad with those cute little shrimp...too bad. If you wanted a hamburger the size of a dinner plate, with meat hanging over the bun like a overstuffed couch... this was the place. The menu options were simple...hamburger with or hamburger without, cheese. That's it. When served, on an unassuming piece of wax paper, the meat overflowed the 6 inch bun by at least two inches. Easily dinner for two, this one pound monster had what it takes to fend of any hunger pains for at least a fortnight. Lathered up with all the goodies like pickles, onions, mustard, tomatoes and mayo, making it into one's mouth was a challenge. Having accepted this gastronomic challenge, we dove in and enjoyed this king of the burgers. And what a burger it was. One would think that such a culinary delight would be of such a cost that you might have to forgo your next pedicure but alas...the paltry sum of $3.00 was the asking price. Talk about living the dream, this is my latest, newest, most favorite place.

Our next adventure took us to the weekend flea market. Throngs of winter Texans filled the aisles. From hubcaps to sunglasses (some quite fancy); t-shirts to carpets, a cornucopia of all things interesting. The market runs three days a week throughout the winter. I checked out some vendors who make custom window coverings for RV's. Got some ideas and prices so now I have to figure out if I really want them.

So a day or two has passed and our tour guides, Mo and Di , have again widen our horizons. Life is good.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds as if you two are fitting right into the lifestyle of retirement. Not that I was worried, however, one never knows until they experience it first hand. Scott and I are counting down the days until we can have our own journey of sorts. We'll have to keep in mind all of the places, like Alamo, for instance, to add to our list of places to see. Scott would be jealous of the all mighty burger that you conquered at the no-name place. I assume that you were able to polish it off-EVENTUALLY. How did your shirt do? Did Mom have the Shout pen on hand? One of our new staples in life is the Shout pen, as my hubby tends to wear what he eats on a frequent basis. As for the flea market, that looks inviting. A true treasure trove I would imagine. I kinda like those glasses shaped like guitars- do those come in with a perscription option? Scott has taken a fancy to playing Guitar Hero 3 and he likes to look and act the part of a real rockstar- comical if anything! Allison and Austin think going to Mexico is illegal, so I explained to them that both those warrants you two had, were cleared up BEFORE you left Michigan!!!! Hope you both continue having a great time, just remember to be safe. Talk with you soon! Love, Leigh

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear you're having such a good time. We missed you during the holidays and look forward to your migration back up North in spring. With 33 years of advice thrown my way I'll throw a little back, enjoy in moderation. Too many one pound burgers and Texas size briskets isn't always a good thing. Anyways, you missed an interesting evening yesterday since it was 61 with thunderstorms. Barely any of the the 12-inch plus snowfall is evident now. The snow looked great but I can't complain about the break in temperature. Back in the 20's this weekend though. Everything is going well for Jen and I. We too have found solace during the winter in video games. Rock Band is our chosen poison right now. I'm working on my scissor kicks this weekend. Talk to you later.

Love, Steve

Anonymous said...

It sounds like you two are still living the dream!!! I am getting ready to start mine by hopefully being hired atBC Orthopaedics. I will find out soon enough. I received a letter from Davenport today. I made the Dean's list for Fall semester YEA!!! The weather has been rather strange here. In the 60's with Tornado watches. Going to get cool again this week-end. Mom and dad are doing well and what can I say they are just being Mom and Dad Ha!Ha! Brittney just turned 20 on Monday. No more teenager. Everyone is fine and happy. I miss you guys. It was nice talking to Sharon this past week-end. Hope you continue having fun on your journey. The sunglasses were quite cool on the old man. That flea market looks huge. I'm still trying to figure out how to get on Deal or No deal Ha!Ha! We haven't won any millions or even any thousands for that matter yet. Well take care. I love you both. gay

Emma & Millie said...

Wow,our first blog. Millie & I, and our assistants returned from the lake yesterday afternoon, and it was a long tiring trip for both of us. I have been most vigilant about letting anyone close to the car, or hotel room. Now that we are in warm weather & Millie can see the ground isn't white and cold, we are hoping her attitude improves. It was very cold in NY until we left, and then it warmed up. Think we have become southern girls.
Our staff, RJ and Babs are happy to be home as well. They have purchased a 1936 48' Elco to restore, and keep employment steady at the boatworks. You two sound like you are having a great time, and we think it is really nice that you can travel, and see parts of the country most people would miss. Now that Charles Kuralt is gone, there may be a new career for you both. Hope you can include us in your planned stops. Can't think of anyone more suited to meeting new friends and taking great photos. Keep the humor and great observation coming.

Millie, Emma, Babs & RJ